Trudeau jabs

Four Jabs, Two Justins, One Sick Joke

18 June 2022

3.7 MINS

While Justin Trudeau has had multiple COVID-19 vaccinations, he has contracted the virus once again. How effective are the jabs, really? Meanwhile, Justin Bieber is suffering partial facial paralysis after his vaccination. Coincidence?

Jabbed up the wazoo Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has Covid for the second time this year.

Trudeau announced his latest helping of Covid on Tuesday.

“I’ve tested positive for COVID-19. I’ll be following public health guidelines and isolating. I feel okay, but that’s because I got my shots. So, if you haven’t, get vaccinated — and if you can, get boosted. Let’s protect our healthcare system, each other, and ourselves.”

How unlucky can a jabbed, re-jabbed and double-boosted guy get?

It was only five months ago that Trudeau announced:

This morning, I tested positive for COVID-19. I’m feeling fine — and I’ll continue to work remotely this week while following public health guidelines. Everyone, please get vaccinated and get boosted.

Covid likes Trudeau like Canadian truckers like their freedom.


Trudeau, you may remember, is the West’s jabber-in-chief who slammed the unvaccinated as racist, misogynistic science deniers who should be shunned.

He told Quebec television back in December 2021:

“We are going to end this pandemic by proceeding with the vaccination.

“We all know people who are deciding whether or not they are willing to get vaccinated, and we will do our very best to try to convince them. However, there is still a part of the population (that) is fiercely against it.

They don’t believe in science/progress and are very often misogynistic and racist. It’s a very small group of people, but that doesn’t shy away from the fact that they take up some space.

“This leads us, as a leader and as a country, to make a choice: Do we tolerate these people?”

That was before Trudeau proved the efficacy of the vaccine by going and getting Covid.

And then getting it again, just to underscore the point.

Someone needs to ask the Canadian Prime Minister how the pandemic is supposed to end when feministic, anti-racists who believe in science/progress keep getting infected? Do we tolerate these people?

Trudeau and his jabs

Imagine getting four polio vaccines and still getting polio. Twice. In five months.

You’d start to ask questions, wouldn’t you?

Not Prime Minister Trudeau.

No sir. Sticking to the Covid script like a day-old face mask sticks to your chin, the PM insisted he felt okay, “but that’s because I got my booster shots.

Ah. Of course.

“I have contracted the virus I was supposed to be vaccinated against, but I am glad I received the vaccination that didn’t work because imagine how bad I would be if I had not!”


I love how Justin Trudeau has a parallel universe with which to compare things. How does he know his symptoms would have been worse were it not for all the jibby-jabs?

Thanking the vaccine that didn’t stop you from getting sick under the belief you’d have been worse had you not had the injection — once, twice, three, four times — is delusional.

And this was an encore performance!

I got Covid without ever having been on the end of a government-sponsored needle, and I felt fine.

I know, I know. Just imagine how much finer I would have felt if Pfizer’s mRNA technology had been coursing through my veins!

Trudeau doesn’t miss the opportunity to use the vaccine’s failure to prevent him from getting Covid to urge people to get the vaccine to prevent them from getting covid.

“Everyone, please get vaccinated and get boosted,” he wrote after getting Covid on Tuesday.

He wrote the same thing after getting Covid on February 1st.

“Everyone, please get vaccinated and get boosted,” he tweeted at the time.

In other words …

“I got jabbed and still got Covid. Everyone, please get jabbed.

“Hey guys, you know how I got jabbed and still got Covid? Well, I got even more jabbed and got even more Covid! Everyone, please get jabbed.”

If you’re not laughing, you’re not thinking.

Except for the millions of Canadians whose lives have been impacted by draconian restrictions and mandated vaccinations, this is no laughing matter.

At the time of writing it was still illegal for unvaccinated Canadians to board a train or a plane. They might catch or spread Covid, you see.

And yet here is the much-vaccinated Mr Trudeau catching Covid spread by many vaccinated leaders at the Summit of the Americas in California last week.

Effect of the Vax?

Justin Bieber

Meanwhile, Canada’s other Justin has been diagnosed with Ramsey Hunt Syndrome — a disease most common in men aged 60 or over.

Bieber is looking good for an old man. Hang on, he’s only 28!

Vaccinated Justin Bieber tested positive for Covid in February and this month has suffered paralysis of the face, a known side effect of Covid vaccines and a total bummer when you’re in show business.

Is it too late now to say sorry?
Cause I let them put this vaccine in my body
Is it too late now to say sorry?
Yeah I should have turned it down
Is it too late to say I’m sorry now?

But all is not lost.

After all, we can only imagine how bad Bieber’s Ramsey Hunt Syndrome would be had he not been vaccinated!

As Prime Minister Trudeau would say if he were not isolating at home with four needle marks on his arm and a second serving of Covid in his system, “Everyone, please get vaccinated and get boosted.”


Originally published at The James Macpherson Report.
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  1. Stephen Lewin 18 June 2022 at 8:45 am - Reply

    This is a narrative they are trying to stick with regardless on the consequences which are mounting daily …they are culpable deceived and deceiving at best

  2. Phil Manley 18 June 2022 at 9:42 am - Reply

    Brilliant thinking here.

  3. Kim Beazley 18 June 2022 at 11:49 am - Reply

    Sad to see such a usually informed writer in James MacPherson sucked in by anti-vax nonsense! After a year & a half of data from the vaccines, it is abundantly clear that (for once, at least) Trudeau had truth on his side, as the data from every single point on the globe shows conclusively the positive effect of the vaccines on the severity of infection should you contract COVID. And the same goes for hospital admissions, ICU admissions & deaths.

    As for Justin Bieber, if James had done a little research (which took me ten seconds!!) he would have found enough facts to cause him to trash the article before it went any further.

    First, it is incredibly rare, that rare in fact that one clinical study from January (, a whole year after the vaccines began, the researchers stated that they were “…not aware of any other reported cases of Ramsay-Hunt syndrome following COVID-19 vaccination or any other virus vaccination in the recent literature.”!

    Second, in the case of Justin Bieber, as quotes Dr. Anna Wald, head of the Division of Allergy and Infectious Diseases at the University of Washington School of Medicine, “to be related, it would have to be within a few weeks of the infection – so Bieber’s case of Ramsay Hunt does not seem to related to Covid-19, which he had in February (unless he just had it again), and it is also unlikely due to vaccine”. She also notes that this condition is “more common after having Covid-19 than after the vaccine”, which has been the case with every single adverse side effect noted in the literature.

    In short, there is simply no truth to this article.

    • Carol 20 June 2022 at 4:19 pm - Reply

      You do not know what you are talking about. Stop reading and look around you I mix in a society of older (vulnerable) folk all of whom refused the vaccine. Half including myself aged 78 have had covid once and found it no worse than a cold, the other half still waiting to contract it. Between the few dozen of us we have many friends vaccinated who have suffered various after effects of the vaccine some severe. So we will continue to be Pure Bloods and take our chances thank you.

    • Brandon 24 June 2022 at 9:02 pm - Reply

      No refunds

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